fifteen ☼ voice

[deshabille]

I should probably be sorry about all that, but I'm not. It was interesting.

This flood is interesting, too. Not thrilling, but decent. Do better next time, Admiral, if you don't mind.

( ooc; mal is super affected for the truth flood. )

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[diealone]

Believe me, I'd rather be bored.

[deshabille]

Are you only angry at the Admiral?

[diealone]

I'm angry at most of the wardens, Benjamin Linus, a few of my friends, the DHARMA Initiative and myself, too.

[deshabille]

What did you do?

[diealone]

I spent two months trying to get a group of survivors of a plane crash off an island in the middle of the South Pacific, but only six of us made it off alive. It was a mistake, we weren't supposed to leave and I didn't realize until it was way too late to do anything about it. John Locke and Ben Linus talked me into going back to the Island and bringing the others back with me even though most of them didn't want to go, we crashed and four of us wound up in the 1970's with some of the people we'd left behind. Faraday came up with an idea to reset the timeline so the initial plane crash never happened, which would have saved a lot of lives and spared us a lot of trouble, so I got my hands on a hydrogen bomb and was going to use it to reverse everything, but apparently I got shot and wound up here instead. I think one of my friends got killed, too.

[deshabille]

. . . Well.

You should get drunk.

[diealone]

As much as I'd like to, I don't think that's a great idea.

[He's done the rock bottom drinking thing before. B(]

[deshabille]

Then you should hit something.

[gr9est warden]

[diealone]

That's not going to change what happened.

[deshabille]

Sex.

[diealone]

With who?

[deshabille]

I don't know. Someone attractive?

[surfaceshine]

Someone consenting. That's important.

[diealone]

Yeah, that wasn't going to be an issue. [But thanks for adding fuel to his all wardens are the worst ever fire, Deano. u_u]

[deshabille]

Someone who's not a warden, probably.

[She's taking this at least 70% seriously now.]

Someone who's not crazy.

[surfaceshine]

Someone bendy.

[That is not a fire that was ever going to be put out in this post. You're welcome, Jackie-boy.]

[deshabille]

Someone very bendy, with a big cabin and lots of surfaces.

[surfaceshine]

And someone with either a lot of energy or a lot of focus.

One can sub for the other in a pinch.

[diealone]

Unless there's a flood that forces me into it, and I hope to God there isn't, I'm not interested in sleeping with anyone on board.

[surfaceshine]

Well my god, who would?

Use a bed. Or at least something with some cushion.

[diealone]

No one on board is more attractive than Kate.

[Wow this is the worst flood. B(]

[deshabille]

. . . Tell me about Kate.

[8D]

[diealone]

[Can he say no? >B(]

She's one of the I went back with.

[And that's all he's going to say if you don't ask a question and force more out of him.]

[deshabille]

Are you waiting for her to show up?

[diealone]

If it means she's dead, the last thing I want is for her to end up here.