fifteen ☼ voice

[deshabille]

I should probably be sorry about all that, but I'm not. It was interesting.

This flood is interesting, too. Not thrilling, but decent. Do better next time, Admiral, if you don't mind.

( ooc; mal is super affected for the truth flood. )

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[diealone]

With who?

[deshabille]

I don't know. Someone attractive?

[surfaceshine]

Someone consenting. That's important.

[diealone]

Yeah, that wasn't going to be an issue. [But thanks for adding fuel to his all wardens are the worst ever fire, Deano. u_u]

[deshabille]

Someone who's not a warden, probably.

[She's taking this at least 70% seriously now.]

Someone who's not crazy.

[surfaceshine]

Someone bendy.

[That is not a fire that was ever going to be put out in this post. You're welcome, Jackie-boy.]

[deshabille]

Someone very bendy, with a big cabin and lots of surfaces.

[surfaceshine]

And someone with either a lot of energy or a lot of focus.

One can sub for the other in a pinch.

[deshabille]

But ideally both.

. . . And if not a warden, then someone with a key to places.

[surfaceshine]

"Places."

[deshabille]

Places for sex.

[diealone]

Unless there's a flood that forces me into it, and I hope to God there isn't, I'm not interested in sleeping with anyone on board.

[surfaceshine]

Well my god, who would?

Use a bed. Or at least something with some cushion.

[diealone]

Sorry, who are you?

[surfaceshine]

I'm Dean. Who're you?

[diealone]

Jack Shephard.

[surfaceshine]

Oh right, right.

And to answer your question, yes. It's all been worth it.

Next!

[diealone]

No one on board is more attractive than Kate.

[Wow this is the worst flood. B(]

[deshabille]

. . . Tell me about Kate.

[8D]

[diealone]

[Can he say no? >B(]

She's one of the I went back with.

[And that's all he's going to say if you don't ask a question and force more out of him.]

[deshabille]

Are you waiting for her to show up?

[diealone]

If it means she's dead, the last thing I want is for her to end up here.

[deshabille]

Then welcome to the priesthood.

[diealone]

Somehow I doubt that's the worst thing about being here.

[deshabille]

It's not a necessary bad thing, though.