nineteen ☼ voice

[deshabille]

Ins-and-Outs, if you happen to be in or out anywhere, feel free to report. I imagine many terrible things are happening, and I'd love to have my day ruined by them.

Enterprising extraDiscworlders, feel free to entertain me before breakfast. I have a whole hour.

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[scentbombed]

Captain Angua von Uberwald. [She narrows her eyes suspiciously.] You really don't recognize me?

[hopeisanewspoon]

I...may have..in passing.

But see, I've never had any reason to be in trouble with the Watch, so really I don't understand why you think I would know you.

I'm a legitimate businessman.

[scentbombed]

Oh, for-- bloody Trousers. [Muttermuttergrumblegrumble she hates time travel so much okay. Now what?]

Best of luck in your endeavors, Mr. Spangler. I'll see you soon enough.

[hopeisanewspoon]

Case of mistaken identity, then! Best of luck finding your criminals, Captain Angua von Uberwald.