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nineteen ☼ voice

Ins-and-Outs, if you happen to be in or out anywhere, feel free to report. I imagine many terrible things are happening, and I'd love to have my day ruined by them.

Enterprising extraDiscworlders, feel free to entertain me before breakfast. I have a whole hour.

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Maybe I'm just being contrary.

That's a certainty.

Do you just wait all day for the channel to this place to open up, lad?

With bated breath.

Do you specifically target whatever phone or computer I'm at? Because I can forge a restraining order perfectly well.

Fortunately, I come from a place where restraining orders do not exist, and thus my ignorance protects me.

Fortunately, I come from a place where the law doesn't give a shit about ignorance, and thus my right to explain it is unchallenged.

Please don't make me learn something.

Are you allergic?

[She sneezes.]

[So there.]

[To which Alec replies with a precisely exaggerated, entirely feigned sniffle.]

We're going to have to go back to something less emotionally challenging. My sinuses don't handle change well.

I agree wholeheartedly.

Read any good books lately? Or does that fall under learning?

Reading, hence written word, hence learning. Try again.

No, the rules are I go, you go. I went, it's your turn.

I don't like those rules.

Too bad. Should've learned your own.

Let's go.

. . . Latest bar fight.

I'm offended by how your suffix just automatically assumes I've not only ever been in a bar fight, but at least three or more.

Does my suffix assume incorrectly?

No, but my honor demands I protest on the principle of the thing.

What honor?

I'm sure I have some spare stashed around here somewhere.

You're going to have to answer the question eventually.

Who's making these rules?

I am. Obviously.

And here I thought you knew better than that.

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