Former, current, or, in fact, future members of the Tenth Foot, this is your corporal speaking.

[Yes, even if you are from the future or the past, she is still your corporal.]

[A significant pause. Then:]

Stand up straight. You're embarrassing me.

[That will be all u_u]

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For those of you who don't know already, I've been awake again for a while. It's just that most of you weren't being very interesting, so I didn't feel like mentioning it. Which is unfortunate.

That said, I'll save the comparative religions discussion for someone who honestly cares and just say that these traditions are just as baffling to me as any other. Except for the sweaters. They're a delightful exercise in humiliation.

Cabin fever isn't a thing here? I feel like it might be a thing for me.