nineteen ☼ voice

[deshabille]

Ins-and-Outs, if you happen to be in or out anywhere, feel free to report. I imagine many terrible things are happening, and I'd love to have my day ruined by them.

Enterprising extraDiscworlders, feel free to entertain me before breakfast. I have a whole hour.

Comments

[hopeisanewspoon]

Golden suit? Sounds terribly garish. I'm afraid gold isn't my color.

[Lie. Lie forever]

[scentbombed]

Really? You seem awfully keen on it to me. [Vetinari's not the only one who can get sarcastic, Moist.]

[hopeisanewspoon]

Not keen at all, I'm afraid. Terribly unkeen. So you see, it couldn't have been me. Whoever you think I am.

[scentbombed]

Right. I'll just note in my report that I didn't see you not chatting business with a Borogravian national, shall I?

[hopeisanewspoon]

Using double negatives is cheating. I hope you realize this.

[scentbombed]

I'm the Watch, Mr. Lipwig. We don't cheat.

...Nobby doesn't count.

[hopeisanewspoon]

That monkey that follows you around? That's a person?

[scentbombed]

Legally, at least. He does have papers.

[hopeisanewspoon]

Forged? Has to be forged. I would know.

Look - ehh - whatever your name is, we are clearly outside the ordinances of Ankh-Morpork law, so I should like to be getting on with my business without interference from the Watch. Yes? All set, then?

[scentbombed]

Captain Angua von Uberwald. [She narrows her eyes suspiciously.] You really don't recognize me?

[hopeisanewspoon]

I...may have..in passing.

But see, I've never had any reason to be in trouble with the Watch, so really I don't understand why you think I would know you.

I'm a legitimate businessman.

[scentbombed]

Oh, for-- bloody Trousers. [Muttermuttergrumblegrumble she hates time travel so much okay. Now what?]

Best of luck in your endeavors, Mr. Spangler. I'll see you soon enough.

[hopeisanewspoon]

Case of mistaken identity, then! Best of luck finding your criminals, Captain Angua von Uberwald.