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[deshabille]

Former, current, or, in fact, future members of the Tenth Foot, this is your corporal speaking.

[Yes, even if you are from the future or the past, she is still your corporal.]

[A significant pause. Then:]

Stand up straight. You're embarrassing me.

[That will be all u_u]

Comments

[deshabille]

[With such mildness.] It's not my jography, sir. I think it's just general jography. And it was Borogravia. You've committed some kind of cardinal sin mixing them up, but I'll save my vengeance for another never.

[slightlyknurd]

You do that. Now what's this I hear about some great tonking ship in the middle of the sky what goes around kidnapping people? That's war crimes.

[deshabille]

We're roughly sure it's some sort of god doing the actual kidnapping.

[Roughly-sort-of-ish-with-no-way-to-confirm.]

[slightlyknurd]

Mmn. Makes it more difficult.

What've you done to try and stop it?

[deshabille]

Resistance is in the preliminary stages thus far, sir.

[By which she means she has literally no idea how to find the Admiral and punch him in the face. How do :(]

[slightlyknurd]

That's fine. So long as you don't go do anything stupid.

...And if you go do something stupid, at least follow it all the way through to its logical stupid conclusion.